Discursive Musings

Charm Me.

Nickname me.

Go out drinking with me in Concord.  Help me to find it.

Give me directions for the twenty-thousandth time.

Order another pitcher even though we are all already drunk.

Drop in on our hood hangout ‘just by chance.’

Let me fall asleep on your couch.

Let me hog your bed.

Let me think I am steering.

Want the surrey with the fringe on top.

Get a little too excited about being my partner.

Get your daughter excited to hear my stories.

Be ok with me not wanting to talk about it.

Be ok with me doing nothing but talking.

Send me pictures of your new baby.

Send me pictures of your pregnant belly.

Send me pictures of NGOTB.

Hug me when I need a good cry.

Don’t let my dorkiness embarrass you.

Jump in the ocean with all your clothes on.

Cheer me on the whole way.

Tell me I look hot.

Tell me you love me.

How To Charm Me: Girly Edition

1. Recognize the pickle guy.

2. Let me hold your child however haphazarly.

3. Be my cheerleader.  Be my critic.  Let me cry on your shoulder.

4. Take the most horrible news I have and be convinced that the end will be fairy tale.

How to Charm Me: Quiet Weekends At Home

1. Bring me chocolate and ice cream
2. Nibble on my neck
3. Call me from a concert of your favorite band just to share and rub it in
4. Forgive me for having PMS
5. Wake me up just to ask me if I have cigarettes

The sound of a voice that carries the tone of a love lost...

Oh. Thanks.

"You are the oldest twenty-seven year old I know."

These Charming Men

"I love hearing the sound of your voice."

God Put A Smile on Your Face (... Today)

1. My 9 year old sister asking how to adjust the strap on her pink training bra.

2. People who find my (over) use of the word 'huh?' endearing.

3. Being called a 'trooper' and treated like one of the guys, but being appreciated for being all girl.

4. Dark Chocolate and Red Wine for dinner.

Ways to my heart

10. Call me silly names.

9. Make fun of my sighing and yawning.

8. Make fun of me in general. :)

7. Feed me.

6. Laugh at my jokes.

5. Bring me flowers.

4. Kiss my nose.

3. Play with my hair.

2. Be nice to my cat.

1. Cuddle me.

How to Charm Me

Be such an awesomely kick-ass person as to write, call, and stop by to say that you love me as often as ya'll do.

God, I have the most amazing friends.